[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. [ ]You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. [ ] You have ran into a tree/bush [ ] You have been called a "blonde" [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (close, sooo close.) [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [ ] You sang them to make sure. (ooh, so close) [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. so far: 4
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it [ ]You type with three fingers or less. [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. so far: 5
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
so far: 7
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (sometimes...) [x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (duh) [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. so far: 11
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (i used 2 do dat, until 1 day i didn repost 1 of e emails, & i realized i didn die) [ ] You break a lot of things. [x] You tilt your head when you're confused. [x] You have fallen out of your chair before. [ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [x] The word "um" is used many times a day. [ ] You don't know what "um" means. [x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. [ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. Total:15
MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM __% RETARDED"
And if you use a calculator just put yourself as 100% Retarded.
i'm 45% retarded? LOL.
kay another quiz.
A - Available: i'm single, but unavailable due 2 loss of faith in marriage & relationships. - Age: 13+ - Annoyance: my patience lasts for onli 2 seconds - Animal: dog, lion B - Beer: shandy - Birthday: 21 November (hint, hint) - Best feeling in the world: wen u're laffin so hard dat ur cheek muscles ache. - Blind or Deaf: neither - Best weather: sunny & windy - Been in Love: no, but 1001 crushes - Been on stage?: yeah - Believe in Santa: no
C - Candy: 2 many 2 list. - Color: red, black, white. - Chocolate/Vanilla: depends - Chinese/Mexican Food: depends... - Cake or pie: cake - Continent to visit: all! - Cheese: ok
D - Day or Night: both - Dancing in the rain: no, i HATE e rain when i'm not indoors.
E - Eyes: dark brown - Everyone's got: cells - Ever failed a class?: no
F - First thoughts waking up: 5 more mins. - Food: depends on mood.
G - Greatest Fear(s): death - Goals: be the best editor in e world who is sought after by all publishers. - Gum: wrigley's juicy fruit - Get along with your parents? just my mom.
H - Hair Color: black, long - Height: 165cm. i wish. nah, i'm onli 150cm. - Holiday: egypt, paris, japan, etc.
I - Ice Cream: red bean, chocolate chip, cookies & cream, etc. - Instrument: black grand piano.
J - Jewelry: no jade. - Job: sadly, stil a student.
K - Kids: love dem - Kickboxing or karate: karate - Keep a journal?: blog
L - Love: alotof stuff, 2 much 2 list - Letter: A/C - Laughed so hard you cried: yeah! hope 2 do it again soon. - Milk flavor: no flavour. HL milk onli. e plain one, not e banana/strawberry/chocolate-flavoured one. - Movies: so many. love "Made Of Honour". - McD’s or BK: both
N - Number: 1 or 100
O - One wish: to have a personal encounter with God
P - Pepsi/Coke: coke - Perfect Pizza: i dun reali hav 1 in mind - Piercings: no
Q - Quail: ??? i like quail eggs though.
R - Reason to cry: i tear easily. i dont weep though. - Reality T.V.: wat abt it? - Radio station: 93.3 - Roll your tongue in a circle: wat 4? - Ring size: i dont like 2 wear rings. 1st, it's uncomfortable. 2nd, it makes my finger look fat. 3rd, evrytime i put it on, it's super hard 2 cum off. so if i ever wear a ring, i'll wear it as a necklace pendant.
S - Song: alot. - Shoe size: 4 or 4 and a half. - Salad Dressing: dun like salad unless it's purely fruit salad. & i dun want dressing on my fruit salad. - Sushi: ikura - Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries. i got scared of blueberries aft penny ang's speech.
T - Tattoos?: NO. - Time for bed: depends - Thunderstorms: bleah - Timeshares : ???
U - Unpredictable: i can be unpredictable.
V - Vacation spot(s): egypt, paris, japan, etc.
W - Weakness: shh... - Which one of your friends acts the most like you: dunno - Worst feeling: i dont know. if it's a negative feeling, it sux. - Wanted to be a model: yeah - Worst Weather?: raining super heavily, i'm outdoors & i hav 2 walk wiv an umbrella. - Why you like your favorite book: usage of language, plot & ending is nice. storyline is not confusing.
X - X-Rays: i havent had an X-Ray done b4.
Y -Year it is now: 2009 -Yellow: colour of sch blouse. terrible.
Z - Zoo: v smelly. i onli like e giraffes & lions. i dont mind rides on e elephants & horses.
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THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU: 1. clarice 2. claire (i finally got over my aversion 2 dis) 3. claire-bear (finally sum ppl hav started usin my nickname)
THREE IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE AND EXPLAIN why..: 1. 21 Nov. it's my bdae! hint, hint 2. 25 Dec. it's xmas! hint, hint. it's jesus's bdae 2. 3. CNY. got ang pao, & can play soccer wiv cousins.
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES: 1. facebk 2. blog 3. eat
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY WHILE STAYING AT HOME: 1. use internet 2. watch drama serials 3. msn
THREE PERSONS YOU MISS: 1. uncle timmy cos i want 2 bully him (hahaha - evil laff) 2. genesis 3. dunno
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE: 1. black ipod touch with earpiece & cover 2. extra earpiece 4 my hp 3. $1000 bk voucher
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: 1. read 2 . sleep 3. use internet
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: 1. egypt 2. japan 3. paris
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS: 1. water 2. shandy 3. dat juice wiv nata de coco inside... 4got e brand.
THREE THINGS FOUND IN YOUR BAG: 1. hp 2. wallet 3. ez-link card (wich is in my wallet)
THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 1. black 2. red 3. white
TOP THREE HANGOUTS: 1. home 2. church 3. bed
TOP THREE U LOVE SO MUCH: 1. me 2. God 3. friends
TOP THREE WHO YOU THINK WILL ANSWER THIS SURVEY: 1. NA 2. NA 3. NA
TOP THREE "THINGS SPECIAL TO YOU" 1. tablet pc 2. hp 3. books
TOP THREE REASONS YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY: 1. bored 2. blogging 3. i always do e quiz if i havent done it b4 or sum1 tagged me.
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Explain your relationship status. single but unavailable due 2 loss of faith in marriage & relationships.
Name a lyric from the last song you listened to. me & u by cassie.
What are you wearing today? uh i'm wearin pajamas now, b4 dat i was wearin singlet & shorts.
Do you wear contacts or glasses? glasses
How many windows are open on your computer? 5 windows, but my internet has 5 tabs too.
What are you doing after this? sleep
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? sui ku & sui keng gave e pajamas 2 me.
Do you like to cuddle? i'm fine wiv it. actuali, i like dem. e longer e better. i wudnt mind hugging sum1 for 15 mins.
Which one of your cousins is closest to you in age? e oldest cousin. they're all boys & all younger den me! oldest is 7 dis yr.
Do you like someone? Does his/her name start with A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J? i dont like any1
Do you like hugs? hugs & cuddles mean e same thing, just dat hugs r tighter as compared 2 cuddles. i prefer hugs, cos i like tight embraces. e longer e better. i wudnt mind hugging sum1 for 15 mins.
Are you a loud person? yeah
Look to your left, what do you see? balcony. lol random.
What is 1 thing you would love to happen tomorrow? idk
Would your parents be mad if you came home smashed? i wud never go home smashd.
Have you ever had a crush on your sibling's friend? NO! ew!
Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes? yes, it definitely matters. no smokers 4 me.
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life? i hope so
Is there a guy/gal that knows mostly everything about you? no
Who was the last person you had a phone call longer than 7 minutes? dunno
How often do you hold back what you are thinking v often
Last hug? cant rem
Would you ever dye your hair blonde? i dont want 2 dye my hair.
Is something bothering you? yeah
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes? no
Do you believe that you can change for someone? no
What time you woke up this morning? dunno
Would you go back in time to change something? no
Is it hard leaving people behind? depending...
What are you excited for? nth
Who was the last missed call from? ashley
What was the last thing you spent your money on? polo sweets, kit kat, & dis other snack - i 4got e name.
Is there 1 song that reminds you of the whole summer? in singapore, it's always summer!
What are you doing now? dis quiz.
Can you handle the truth? yeah
How's your life lately dull
When's the last time you did something you knew wrong? uh... haha.
Do you hate being alone? duh
Where were you last night? home
Last non-alcoholic beverage consumed? soup
Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss him/her? i wudn kiss any1. e last time i kissed any1 (family included) was when i was 6.
When did you first get Myspace? cant rem.
Are you drifting away from any friends? yeah
What are you listening to? nth
What are you doing tonight? sleep
Does the last person who put their arm around you mean anything to you? i cant rem any1 putting their arms arnd me.
Are you wearing socks? no
Do you have anything in your pockets right now? no pocket
Who's your last text from? daphne
Are you comfortable with answering personal questions? maybe, maybe not.
Ever kissed someone who smokes? NO. gross. 1st, i dont kiss any1. 2nd, i dun hav much respect 4 ppl who smoke & damage their body.
Someone on your mind right now? no
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? no
Who was the last person to sit on your bed? myself
Where were you at 2.02 this morning? sleeping
Did you go to sleep last night smiling? no, too tired.
Anyone told you a secret this week? no
When was the last time you bought something? ytd
Do you play an instrument? piano
What's your favourite number? 1 or 100
Quote 2 remember: Real love stories never have endings.