about me

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quiz time! li yun did dis on facebk.

1. First, are you straight?
duh

2. Are you desperate for love?
no

3. What's the first physical feature that attracts you first in a guy?
i have no idea. as long as u're not disfigured, u're not disqualified in my love game. (lol, sounds so poetic)

4. In your opinion, what's the perfect date?
haha i mentioned this so many times in different quizzes. let me make it simple for this one: as long as u can carry a conversation with me, u can buy me dinner.

5. Do you play hard-to-get?
yes

6. Would you go for the cute boy next door, or the handsome and charming romeo of your school?
depends which one has better oral skills.

7. A nerd asks you out, and since you sort of like him, you agree. The problem is, some people are teasing you about saying yes. What do you do?
nth

8. Would you prefer your guy to excel in studies or in sports?
studies

9. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no. crushes at first sight, maybe.

10. Do you think opposites do attract?
maybe, if they're good at debate.

11.Choose 1: A guy who picks you up for school in a gorgeous car, or a guy who picks you up and walks to school with you?
walks to sch with me. cos dat would mean that
1. i could walk/run away anytime
2. if i shouted at him, he wouldnt veer off e road and kill us both
3. i live reali close 2 sch and that's better than living super far away
4. added bonus if u offer 2 carry my bag (not dat i'd allow it, but still)

12. Would you go for a dark, mysterious poet?
if dark means tan, mysterious means that he only reveals himself to his close friends, and poet means that his english is good, then bring it on!

13. You've just realised that your guy dislikes one of your fav bands! Your reaction?
"are u serious?" then i'll go on to explain its many good points until he caves in or starts promoting his fav band.

14. You're allergic to his beloved pet! What do you do?
i'm not allergic to anything. if he's allergic 2 dogs, out he goes. ok, i'm not so mean. but i'd be quite sad.

15. Loved and lost, or never loved at all?
never loved.

16. Would you stay with your guy if he loses his sight in an accident?
yeah, i would. it'd be tough, but i would.

17. If your guy was good friends with his ex, would you trust him enough?
sure. but i'm not sure if i'd go for sum1 with a history.

18. Dumped for who you are, or loved eternally for something that you aren't?
ok, first things first. no one dumps me. let's rephrase that."dump your guy, or have him love you eternally for something that you aren't?" dump him. enough said.

19. Would you pretend to be someone different if you thought that it'd make someone fall in love with you?
no, dat's dumb.

20. Here's the scenario: Your boy-next-door best friend is in love with you. He knows every little thing about you, and sometimes he seems to know you better than you know yourself. However, you're in love with this gorgeous, charming guy who never fails to make you gush and sweep you off your feet. If you had to choose, who would you give up in order to stay with the other?
if e gorgeous, charming guy is a good friend, i'd give up on both of them. if i dont know e charming guy, i'll try going out wiv my bestie.

Describe the following features of your perfect guy:
21. Hair
wavy, black, considered short

22. Eyes
dark brown (same as mine)

23. Hands
hands? u mean fingers rite. long fingers. (mine look fat so if his fingers dont look so gd, i'm fine)

24. Lips
shut up.

25. Voice
manly, husky and sexy!!! LOL, joking la. as long as he doesnt
1. sound like a girl
2. sound like a duck
3. sound like samantha tee
then he's good to go.

Describe your perfect guy's behaviour in the following scenarios:

26. You totally embarrassed yourself in public by falling flat on your face.
help me up and try not to laugh. better still, dont laugh.

28. You just had a fight with a close friend and you're upset.
hug and comfort me :D but then again, i guess shairel would be better for that. right, shai? man, i miss her. ok i shall continue with e quiz and stop e soliloquy. haha, mr sim.

29. Pervy dudes hitting on you, even when you told them to back off.
anything possessive and maybe even a little aggressive.

30. You getting scolded or punished for something you didn't do.
listens to my ranting and agrees at all e important parts. do NOT laugh.

next quiz.

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The Clarice of a New Generation. (i dont say that 2 myself every morning, but dat's a cool slogan)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
I'm not just the Clarice, I'm a Member. (that means that they want to members of the Clarice club, rite? i'd be honoured.)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The Sweet you can't eat without Clarice. (um, not quite. i'd start quizzing e guy abt his entire history. unless he's a gd friend, of course)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Make Clarice Yours. (excuse me! so untrue! i'd totally slap e bastard!)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
All you need is a Clarice and a dream. (ew, no. too cheesy. maybe a "hi, do u like that book? i think e plot rocks. i'm clarice. what's ur name?")

6. To someone you dislike?
I like the Clarice in you. (hmm, agreed. if i hate someone, he or she is probably has all my bad qualities)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Dude, you're getting a Clarice! (lol, so random. i'd just say "excuse me".)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The Home of Clarice (i hear you, babe)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Daddy or Clarice? (wat crap is that? i'd never fail a subject anyway. except maybe lit or higher chinese, but i believe God wouldnt let me fail.)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Fall into the Clarice. (ooh-la-la!)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Naughty, but Clarice. (i'd be e one breaking up him e guy, not him with me.)

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
You press the Clarice, we do the rest. (yeah, push my buttons, and u'll get hell fr me.)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
If you want to get a Clarice, get ahead. (agreed!)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
All Clarice, all the time. (so true, so true. i am loving this slogan thingy!)

15. Your last words before you die...
Clunk click, every Clarice. (nah, i'd probably say, "make sure my mom gets a good bdae present every yr."

16. Your message to a special someone..
We bring the Good Clarice to life. (um. right.)

17. Title of this post will be...
So easy, no wonder Clarice is #1. (woots!!!)

ok end of quiz. finishd up my rebuttal and edited e grp's compiled essay. finally finished. its perfect! haha :D

Lie Detector Persuasive Writing

Imagine yourself sitting alone, with a bunch of wires attached to you. Beads of sweat are dripping down from your forehead as a question runs through your mind. Should you tell the truth, or should you lie? You try giving yourself a chance and lie, but immediately after you mutter the word “no”, the machine lying on the table next to you beeps in the most annoying manner. It has been proven that you were lying, and before you know it, you are going to be in one of those jail cells just like everyone else.

A lie detector is an instrument that measures several physiological responses like blood pressure, pulse, breathing rhythms, body temperature and skin conductivity while a response is being given to a question that was asked. If someone is lying, he or she would definitely feel more stressed out and thus that person’s body would respond in a certain manner. However, if he or she was telling the truth, the person would be less stressed out and thus his or her body would respond in a different manner. We will be addressing the issue of whether lie detectors should or should not be used as concrete evidence to convict suspects; we personally believe that they should.

Lie detectors are ninety nine percent accurate and have also been widely used in reality television shows and talk shows like “The Moment of Truth” and “Maury”. In “The Moment of Truth”, contestants would have to answer questions truthfully in order to win the prize money of five hundred thousand US dollars. These contestants are strapped to a lie detector and if they lie, they would have to walk away with no money. Many people were caught telling a lie and one example is a fitness instructor who lied that he never touched a female client more than he needed to .In “Maury”, lie detectors are frequently used to find out if someone is faithful to his or her partner. Also, lie detectors were also featured in one of the episodes of “Mythbusters”. In that episode, the myth busters tried to deceive the lie detector by thinking happy thoughts and trying to stay calm but the lie detector managed to find out who was lying and who was telling the truth.

A lie detector is a piece of legalized equipment and is used in court cases in many countries. Lie detectors are also used by prosecutors, defence attorneys, and law enforcement agencies. They are also used for court testimony in post-conviction supervision, particularly of sex offenders. In Canada, lie detectors are also used in the investigation of criminal acts and are sometimes employed in the screening of employees for government organizations. If the lie detector is being used for investigation purposes worldwide and to screen government employees in Canada, it should be a reliable tool to convict suspects.

However, some people think that lie detectors should not be used as concrete evidence to convict suspects. They think that the changes picked up by the lie detector may not be caused by the subject feeling anxious due to telling a lie, but that it may be due to the person being fearful of whoever is interrogating him, feeling angry, upset or disturbed. These people may also think that it is possible to trick the lie detector by calming themselves before being hooked up to it. These are invalid reasons, since if one’s blood pressure, pulse, respiration, breathing rhythms, body temperature and skin conductivity are all measured, there must be at least one component that can be used to spot that someone is lying.

In conclusion, lie detectors should be used as concrete evidence to convict suspects, because when someone lies, one’s blood pressure and pulse changes. No one is able to control their blood pressure and heart rate, which makes the lie detectors an amazing device to help police figure out which of their suspects is really guilty.

isnt it great? my IC grp rocks man. oh! b4 i edited e persuasive writing i went 2 Junction 8 to buy a cable for my mom. i think its for e printer. i askd my bro 2 go wiv me but he wanted to sleep. -.- oh well, i bought e cable den i went shopping! haha, not any massive shopping spree like those ash goes on, jus walkd arnd 2 look for a bdae pressie for sneha. finally found sth, its so cute! wil post a pic up aft i give it to her on thurs.

just b4 i went 2 J8 (sry, i'm not reali going in chronological order) i did e science asynchronized lesson and mr tan went, "If you were to accidentally touch the bare wire, you could get an electric shock as current flows through your body, and this electric shock could result in... (pause...) ... DEATH." hahahaha. e way he said it was so amusing.

den aft i came back fr J8, had dinner, and edited e persuasive writing, i IMed faith (fr mcs, not cgs). it was so cool... ah, reminiscence. haha :D going to link her now, will continue blogging nxt time!

Quote 2 remember: Don't tell God how big the storm is. Tell the storm how big your God is.

~thx 4 reading!~