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quotes from the greatest book series of all time!

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it. - Albus Dumbledore

It is my belief... that the truth is generally preferable to lies. - Albus Dumbledore

According to Madam Pomfrey, thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else.

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. - Albus Dumbledore

I don’t need a cloak to become invisible. – Albus Dumbledore

I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach. – Severus Snape

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? - Fred Weasley

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. – Harry Potter

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.” – Ron Weasley

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them. – Albus Dumbledore

Ah, music,” he said, wiping his eyes. “A magic far beyond all we do here. - Albus Dumbledore

I wouldn’t go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid. - Lily Evans

You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face – like she’s got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her? - Harry Potter

Funny way to get wizards’ to school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they? – Uncle Vernon

Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn’t know Dumbledore? – Mrs. Figg

NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! – Mrs. Weasley

The gold ones are Galleons. 17 silver Sickles to a Galleon and 29 Knuts to a Sickle, it’s easy enough. – Hagrid

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. – Albus Dumbledore

Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back. – Ronald Weasley

Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself. – Albus Dumbledore

This is school, Mr Potter, not the real world. -Professor Umbridge

Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. – Hermione Granger

Lockhart’ll sign anything if it stands still long enough. – Ronald Weasley

We teachers are rather good at magic, you know. – Professor McGonagall

Ah well . . . wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go. Locomotor Trunk. - Nymphadora Tonks

Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in? - Harry Potter

"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry. "Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again. "Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me." "Shut your face." "You don't tell her [Aunt Petunia] to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"

"Why were you lurking under our window?" "Yes, yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?" "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

There's no need to call me sir, Professor. - Harry Potter

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee. "Don't play," said Hermione at once. "Say you're ill," said Ron. "Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested. "Really break your leg," said Ron.

"But why's she got to go to the library?" "Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library." - Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender? - Ron Weasley

"The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all." "I wouldn't bet on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn't look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders."

"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside." - Ron Weasley

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many. - Albus Dumbledore

What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows. - Albus Dumbledore

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door!" - Rubeus Hagrid

Moronic though some of this class undoubtedly are, I expect you to scrape an 'Acceptable' in your O.W.L., or suffer my... displeasure. - Severus Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure. - Luna Lovegood

"I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." - Professor McGonagall

"Take Charms and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is not necessarily worthless." - Professor McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans -" - Professor McGonagall

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –" - Mrs. Weasley

"Very well then," said Dumbledore, pushing open the broom-shed door and stepping out into the yard. "I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are." - Albus Dumbledore

"I know I messed up Ancient Runes," muttered Hermione feverishly. "I definitely made at least one serious mistranslation. And the Defense Against the Dark Arts practical was no good at all. I thought Transfiguration went all right at the time, but looking back..." "Hermione, will you shut up? You're not the only one who's nervous!" barked Ron. "And when you've got your eleven 'Outstanding OWLs...'" "Don't, don't, don't!" said Hermione, flapping her hands hysterically. "I know I've failed everything!"

Harry gaped at him. He had not expected this and was not sure he wanted to hear it. Friends they might be, but if Ron started calling Lavender "Lav-Lav," he would have to put his foot down.

Dangling from the chain in large gold letters were the words: MY SWEETHEART. "Nice," he said. "Classy. You should definitely wear it in front of Fred and George." "If you tell them," said Ron, shoving the necklace out of sight and under his pillow, "I - I - I'll -" "Stutter at me?" said Harry, grinning.

awesome!!! woo¬ btw, harry potter is on sparknotes. seriously. mr sim would be proud.

Quote 2 remember: Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted.

¬thx 4 reading!¬